Sunday, February 25, 2007

















































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FOOLISH FOLLIES THE LAST DAY OF MARCH!

Tickets on sale AT BLOUNT COUNTY UNITED WAY AND A HOST OF OVER PLACES
Acts that will amaze and shock you
Money well spent
ATOMIC OUTHOUSE will be there
A GATHERING IN DOWNTOWN MARYVILLE SOON WITH THE OUTHOUSE AND HUNDREDS OF ACTS
Here is the 411 (urban slang for the skinny)
APRIL FOoLIES
SATURDAY, March 31, 2007
WILSON AUDITORIUM, Maryville College
MONEY GOES TO SUPPORT 3 GREAT AGENCIES FOR OUR CHILDREN
(If you have no children it isn't too late to find a nice person a try for one!)
FOR MORE INFO CALL THE UNITED WAY...865 982 2252
DO NOT MISS THIS NIGHT OF STARS FEATURING SOME OF BLOUNT COUNTY'S FINEST TALENT!

Friday, February 23, 2007


Mad Dawgs and ENGLISH MEN! A NUTJOB in England says the kids are scared by the warming of MOTHER Earth!

Friends the earth is getting warmer....it does this every few hundred years and then it COOLS!

I GUESS THIS DEER DIDN'T SEE THE FOOL'S MOVIE!




GOT a note from a bud taking a look back 100 years and ya know I found it more than worth inclusion here. Do you agree with the research?






THE YEAR 1907

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!
The year is 1907.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907 :
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The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 470 years old.

Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub,and man the stink would knock a buzzard off a gut-wagon.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone or a Play Station.



There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads and no hack TV or Radio Traffic Reporters.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 100 mph.

Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more
Heavily populated than California until the Yankees freed all the help 41 years earlier and everyone moved west.

With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st
Most populous state in the Union, but those women who did live there had blond hair and big old fake.....

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! Second tallest was the one built at Six Flags so folks could see Rock City folks looking at them and everyone else in those other 6 states.

The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour and a penny in 07 was worth just a touch under a thousand dollars today.

The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year .

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a crooked accountant could earn ten times that amount.


More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. Took place at HOME and the screams could be heard in the next county .

Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! BUT they had a bag full of kick ass dope!



Most women only washed their hair once a month , and used
egg yolks for shampoo,then they immediately cut it and fried it up with a thick slab of pork

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from
Entering into their country for any reason other than to enjoy the free health care or to carry a case of Molson back to Detroit.

Five leading causes of death in the U.S. Were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea, NO SHIT!
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke but only if you stroked it to the EAST


The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!! not counting the nine thousand hookers who came in for the Consumer Electronics Convention every January

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day but to honor congress there was a Bastard's Day.

Two out of every 10 U.S. Adults couldn't read or write but by god they could trace!.

Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school, kind of explains the reading and writing problem DON'T IT!

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over
The counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists
Said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,
Regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian
Of health." Side affects include a uncontrollable need to buy a Cadillac Esclade, a NINE, some fine rental HO's and a crib near the Old City


There were about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. and just over a million in New Orleans that never GOT reported
Now I sent it to you and others all over the United States,
Possibly the world, in a matter of just Seconds !!!!!!!!!

PASS THIS ALONG!!!!!
Just Try to imagine.....
What it may be like .
In another 100 years !!!!!!!

IT STAGGERS THE MIND !!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 22, 2007










IN 1967 Dick Webb (one of the Lenoir City Webbs and son of a Baptist Preacher) and Walker Johnson (a Maryville native) started playing folk songs at the now DEAD Castle Heights Military Acad just east of Nashville, Tennessee. They competed in the famed Nashville East High School Talent contest and lost! Today they are still trying to live down the shame. Bless their hearts.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007
































Cold Feb and then last night some real "March" storms showed up!
This afternoon a great day with a few nasty moments. My mom's 91st continues all week and she is pushing for it to go into April!

Are you ready for SUMMER?? LORD YES!

Sunday, February 18, 2007





Alta LaRue Johnson celebrates her 91st birthday!































Saturday
cold
ice and snow around
hill across the river from the old UT faculty club
bird






New lies and rumors on media report sunday afternoon

Friday, February 16, 2007












Nice sky
cold dogs
COLD DAY
19 outside at 9:44 AM
2-16-06

Monday, February 12, 2007

FIRE last week
Sunday frozen fountain
Jet (very high) Sunday
Reflections in Little River Sunday















































Friday, February 09, 2007








FOOLISH FOLLIES!







A fun event will be held on the Maryville College campus the last day of March to raise money for a host of great causes.

Tonight a little pre-game got underway at a wonderful bookstore in downtown featuring a group called Pistol Creek..or Atomic Outhouse or some cross of the two? Keep your eyes pealed for the location of ticket sales and make a point to roll out the day before April 1 at Maryville College!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007








COLD BIRDS
2-6-07
20 above
clouds

Thursday, February 01, 2007


















BLIZZARD OF 07!

WATE, WBIR, WVLT and a HOST of other TV weather kids had us all scrambling for cover last night! Well it HIT this morning and now MILLIONS are covered up with MILK AND EGGS they can't eat while their kids MUD sled and SLUSH ski down the hills in their neighborhoods.

Due to the massive amount of power still working we understand France is sending in troops to look for those lost under their electric blankets! Oh the humanity of it!!!