Friday, February 23, 2007


Mad Dawgs and ENGLISH MEN! A NUTJOB in England says the kids are scared by the warming of MOTHER Earth!

Friends the earth is getting warmer....it does this every few hundred years and then it COOLS!

I GUESS THIS DEER DIDN'T SEE THE FOOL'S MOVIE!




GOT a note from a bud taking a look back 100 years and ya know I found it more than worth inclusion here. Do you agree with the research?






THE YEAR 1907

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!
The year is 1907.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907 :
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The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 470 years old.

Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub,and man the stink would knock a buzzard off a gut-wagon.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone or a Play Station.



There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads and no hack TV or Radio Traffic Reporters.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 100 mph.

Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more
Heavily populated than California until the Yankees freed all the help 41 years earlier and everyone moved west.

With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st
Most populous state in the Union, but those women who did live there had blond hair and big old fake.....

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! Second tallest was the one built at Six Flags so folks could see Rock City folks looking at them and everyone else in those other 6 states.

The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour and a penny in 07 was worth just a touch under a thousand dollars today.

The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year .

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a crooked accountant could earn ten times that amount.


More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. Took place at HOME and the screams could be heard in the next county .

Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! BUT they had a bag full of kick ass dope!



Most women only washed their hair once a month , and used
egg yolks for shampoo,then they immediately cut it and fried it up with a thick slab of pork

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from
Entering into their country for any reason other than to enjoy the free health care or to carry a case of Molson back to Detroit.

Five leading causes of death in the U.S. Were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea, NO SHIT!
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke but only if you stroked it to the EAST


The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!! not counting the nine thousand hookers who came in for the Consumer Electronics Convention every January

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day but to honor congress there was a Bastard's Day.

Two out of every 10 U.S. Adults couldn't read or write but by god they could trace!.

Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school, kind of explains the reading and writing problem DON'T IT!

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over
The counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists
Said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,
Regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian
Of health." Side affects include a uncontrollable need to buy a Cadillac Esclade, a NINE, some fine rental HO's and a crib near the Old City


There were about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. and just over a million in New Orleans that never GOT reported
Now I sent it to you and others all over the United States,
Possibly the world, in a matter of just Seconds !!!!!!!!!

PASS THIS ALONG!!!!!
Just Try to imagine.....
What it may be like .
In another 100 years !!!!!!!

IT STAGGERS THE MIND !!!!!!!!!

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